altezza Veteran Posted July 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 4, 2003 A fellow was talking to his buddy, and said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling -- I'll see you in two hours!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Posted July 4, 2003 Subscriber² Share Posted July 4, 2003 Hmmm, vaguely predictable. Funny none the less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
35883 Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 haha lol :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 ahahahahahahaha sounds fair to me!!!!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpatx Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 lol, that was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Fun :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 4, 2003 i could see something like that coming, good still tho (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 That husband is in trouble.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danik XP Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Is that why that girl came over for 2 hours yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Is that why that girl came over for 2 hours yesterday? You wish.... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unforgiven Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacid Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 good :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxp Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 heh, I've heard that one before, not bad though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 funny, but predictable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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