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Zombie Cow Studios' new game Privates is already inside you

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Hedon    397

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You may have heard by now that we're big fans of Zombie Cow, the studio behind the point-and-click genius of Ben There, Dan That and Time Gentlemen, Please. And by "big fans" we mean we love it so much it makes our hearts hurt a little bit. So imagine the squeals of pure childlike delight echoing from Joystiq's penthouse HQ when we saw that Zombie Cow's new game Privates, funded by the UK's Channel 4, had finally been unveiled.

Straying from the adventure gaming of the Dan and Ben games, Privates is a twin-stick shooter/platformer that -- and we're quoting here -- follows "a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples' vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters."

What's more, Zombie Cow's Dan Marshall hints this journey into the body may even be slightly educational. You'll be able to find out for yourself when the game arrives for free on PC this summer and on the Xbox 360 at an unspecified time and price point.

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Hmm....game could be fun, but not sure I want my son to see this....quite yet :)

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Mr. Gibs    3,865
follows "a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples' vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters."

LOLWUT?

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SMELTN    142

LMAO you have got to be kidding me!!

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neufuse    4,316

What ever they are smoking up there, I don't want it.....

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Ironman273    1,096

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Hmm....game could be fun, but not sure I want my son to see this....quite yet :)

So you're saying that Zombie Cow's Privates inside of you sounds fun... hump.gif

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Andrew    2,861

How very random.

Wonder if it'll be free on the 360 too.

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Rodrigo    43

Looks/sounds nice. I always loved games like these, where the fun mattered more than anything else.

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