mrk Reviews Posted July 5, 2003 Reviews Share Posted July 5, 2003 :ninja: What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? Data transfer. :ninja: This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... (scroll down)... I love this one ... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 oh my that's funny (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 :rolleyes: lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 That one was a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 Talking about quality joke :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedforneed Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lolx...nice one man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatyr Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 HAHAHAH! That was really good man!!! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 ......oh god....... at least it wasnt << racial epithet >> best stored in an air tight container Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 :laugh: :blink: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotrod Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 you guys hear about the two blondes that went hunting and got lost??? They hunted for hours and hours until they finall stumbled up on some tracks.... The first blonde looks over at the other and says "Finally some tracks... we can follow this moose and sneak up on him and shoot him"...... the other blonde looks back at her and says "You silly!! those aren't moose tracks.. those are deer tracks." They were still arguing when the train hit 'em................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 HAHAHAHA nice jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savarize Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 hehehe (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 6, 2003 the first joke was wicked (Y) and hotrod your joked was amazing :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason the Eighty Eighth Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 i've read that before, it was funny then, it is funny now. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 (Y) nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 haha Nice work :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 HAHAHA thanks for these. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpablo Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Good Joke HotRod ! Love your Sig, Chevy's Rool !!!! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 :woot: :trout: :woot: - Very funny joke. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huy Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 two coats rofl!! funny stuff guys, keep em coming :) :) :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobsgrg Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 great joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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