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:ninja: What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?

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:ninja: This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all

these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,

so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are

smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is

going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets

down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and

smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living

room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at

the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks

what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him

that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by

painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket

over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the

directions on the paint can and they said....

(scroll down)... I love this one ...

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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you guys hear about the two blondes that went hunting and got lost???

They hunted for hours and hours until they finall stumbled up on some tracks....

The first blonde looks over at the other and says "Finally some tracks... we can follow this moose and sneak up on him and shoot him"...... the other blonde looks back at her and says "You silly!! those aren't moose tracks.. those are deer tracks."

They were still arguing when the train hit 'em................

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