altezza Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented ###### Under Delusional Influence BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Black Man's Weiner (extension) Bangle Motor Works (Chris Bangle, the man who messed up BMW designs) BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix it again, Tony! F***ing Idiot Allowed to Travel FORD Backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot First On Recall Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fault Of R&D Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. and Ron's DNA GM General Maintenance GMC Garage Man's Companion Got a Mechanic Coming? HOLDEN Hope Our Luck Dosn't End Now HONDA Had One Never Did Again HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day. Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. SKODA Some Kind Of Dodgy Automobile TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Took One Young Oriental To Assemble VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless Vomit on Wheels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 FordFault Of R&D :rofl: LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 HOLDENHope Our Luck Dosn't End Now :laugh: not so true anymore though :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 EXCELLENT!!!! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpatx Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxikk Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 none for pontiac? i have one but its kinda derogitory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbweb77 Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Is this the one you were thinking of... Pontiac - Poor old nincompoop thinks its a Cadillac (cleaned up so as not to be derogitory) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxikk Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 yeah. but the n word would be replaced with a different n word if you get my drift... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxikk Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 i LOVE the toyota and vw ones... thats awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 MAZDAMost Always Zipping Dangerously Along Yep that would be my car... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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