Matador special


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A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in

a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to the little

dive next to the venue called "The Matador".

As he checks out the menu trying to decide what he wants

he sees a waiter bring a dish to another customer. The

dish is spaghetti with these two huge meat balls. When

the waiter comes to his table, he inquires. "That is the

Matador Special" replies the waiter. "Spaghetti and Bull

testicles. We get them after the bull fight. It is

exquisite!"

"That's what I'll have!", says the businessman.

"I'm very sorry senor, but that dish is only available

once per day".

Disappointed, the man orders another dish and plans to

try again the next day.

So again, the next day he goes to the bull fights, and

afterwards stops into the dive. Just as the waiter is

coming to his table, he sees another waiter bringing the

"Matador Special" to another customer who was there

before him.

"Damn!" he says to himself. "And tomorrow's my last day

here."

So the next day, he skips the bull fight, and stands in

line at the cafe. He is the first one seated, and proudly

proclaims, "I'll have the Matador Special!"

"Very well, senor!" responds the waiter. Soon afterwards,

the waiter brings out his dish, but the meat balls are

disappointingly small. Very small, as a matter of fact.

"What's with this!" the now angry man shouts.

"I'm very sorry, senor" said the waiter, "but the bull

does not always lose!"

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