Evil Dragon Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy". Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely **** my pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 LOL :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lol in primary school, whenever we didn't know the meaning of a word, wel'd get away with saying "I didn't know what x meant so i looked it up in the dictionary" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 Hehehe that boy in trouble :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z1ppeh Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 ROTFLMFAO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lol...hahah...good one man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxp Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diata Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 dirty child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 lolol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 read it again today, funny as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BxBoy Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLdFuSi0n Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 LOL kid jokes are great. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 LOL!! :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Head Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 LMAO :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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