Evil Dragon Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..." Next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies "Wow", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 lol :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 hahaha, i wish i was a midget, il'd try that same :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z1ppeh Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 god this is old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 god this is old yup...but mine was that this guy said he was a genie...thanks for sharing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpatx Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 great joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 yup...but mine was that this guy said he was a genie...thanks for sharing.. it was a rip of of the leprachuan one tooo lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 I think that is funny, notice how I use more than three words??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme_7799 Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 OMG!!! :woot: hahaha thats hilarious! i agree, i wish i was a midget too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Thats funny to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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