altezza Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting hiswife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 :omg: lol, wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatyr Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lmao :omg: yep, he's pretty much stuffed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mektoub Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 :D good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 hehehehehehe (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 wow..four kids...lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 now that is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme_7799 Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 i feel sorry for the woman!!!! hahaha good joke tho :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=||MIKE||=- Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 L?L !!!! .... pretty funny:DD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 :s wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Another ripper by Altezza :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpablo Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 good joke ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 :D ... I think I posted that before though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Thats alot of food. Do you think he got sick cause he was thinking he had to eat all that food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iczman Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 mmm....Spaghetti.....*drools* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewy Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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