altezza Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 Two college football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________." Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm." "Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E -I-E-I-O." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 HAHAHAHAHA that was a good belly laugh! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 sounds like my school :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 5, 2003 :laugh: :rofl: LOL that was good. some people.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mektoub Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 :jump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lol.....that was a nice one..omg..so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 ROFL, LOL yep funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMan Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 I have a spelling checker I disk covered four my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot see. Eye ran this poem threw it. Your sure real glad two no. Its very polished in its weigh, My checker tolled me sew. A checker is a blessing. It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when aye rime. Each frays comes posed up on my screen Eye trussed too bee a joule. The checker pours o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule. Bee fore wee rote with checkers Hour spelling was inn deck line, Butt now when wee dew have a laps, Wee are not maid too wine. And now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, There are know faults in awl this peace, Of nun eye am a wear. To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should be proud, And wee mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaws are knot aloud. That's why eye brake in two averse Cuz Eye dew want too please. Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye This soft wear four pea seas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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