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Two college football players were taking an important

final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic

probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the

following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The

last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He

knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he

passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he

tapped Tiny on the shoulder.

"Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"

Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the

professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba.

"Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald

had a farm."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up

his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the

blank. He stopped.

Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered,

"Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is

spelled E -I-E-I-O."

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I have a spelling checker

I disk covered four my PC.

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot see.

Eye ran this poem threw it.

Your sure real glad two no.

Its very polished in its weigh,

My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen

Eye trussed too bee a joule.

The checker pours o'er every word

To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore wee rote with checkers

Hour spelling was inn deck line,

Butt now when wee dew have a laps,

Wee are not maid too wine.

And now bee cause my spelling

Is checked with such grate flare,

There are know faults in awl this peace,

Of nun eye am a wear.

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should be proud,

And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

Sew flaws are knot aloud.

That's why eye brake in two averse

Cuz Eye dew want too please.

Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye

This soft wear four pea seas.

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