altezza Veteran Posted July 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 6, 2003 A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. "They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reload Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 I smell Bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 now that is funny, drunks are soo fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 6, 2003 hehehehe there should be sub-forums for drunks and blondes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aleni Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxikk Veteran Posted July 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 6, 2003 quality (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmuZombie Veteran Posted July 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 6, 2003 I smell Bacon. uh?... ok.... on another note, the joke, unlike that, was funn:p:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariusu Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 that was funny;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Gotta love drunks :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 I like that one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 All I have to say is OMG. :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammmetak Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 sweeeeeeeet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Is thus a joke or a real life story? It sounds like it could be real, its funny either wya tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 6, 2003 hmm its about as bad as getting onto bed and starting to drive home...lols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 that's a good one altezza.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Player Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 lol good stuff man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Your jokes rock altezza!! Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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