A long night


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A drunk phoned the local police department

to report that thieves had been in his car. "They

have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel,

the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried

out.

However, before the police investigation could

start, the phone rang a second time, and the

same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup.

"I got in the back seat by mistake."

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