Black box


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Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a flight to Europe.

The first lady said, "I don't know about you all, but I am gonna wear some hot pink panties before I get on that plane.

"Why are you gonna wear that?" the other two asked.

The first replied, "Cause if this plane goes down and I'm out there laying butt-up in a cornfield they can find me first.

The second lady says,"Well, I'm gonna wear some flourescent orange panties.

"Why are you gonna wear that?" the others asked.

The second lady replied, "Cause if this plane goes down in the ocean, and I'm floating butt-up they can see me first.

The third lady says,"Well I ain't gonna wear no panties at all!"

"What no panties?!" the others asked in disbelieve.

"That's right, you hear me, no panties," the third lady said.

"Cause if this plane goes down, they always lookin for the black box first."

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