Evil Dragon Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be moving" New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly" Neighbor 1: "So what is it you do for a living?" New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning" Neighbor 1: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?" New Neighbor: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog." Neighbor 1: "That is right" New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, Leads me to deduce that you have a family." Neighbor 1: "Right again" New Neighbor: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife" Neighbor 1: "Correct" New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual" Neighbor 1: "Yup" New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning" Neighbor 1: "Cool" Later that same day... Neighbor 1: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door" Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?" Neighbor 1: "Yes, and he has an interesting job" Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?" Neighbor 1: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University" Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that" Neighbor 1: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?" Neighbor 2: "No" Neighbor 1: "***." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 :rofl: :rofl: LOL *can't stop crying* LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munki Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 LoL. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 hahahahaha good one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 7, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 7, 2003 Good one! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 LOLOL it took me a minute but i get it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Circaflex Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 hahahahahhahahaah damn that was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonBlur Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 hahahah, oh man, that's a good one! My friend PJ would love that one (not straight). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 That was a great one! One of the better ones that I have heard this week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedr0 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 ROTFLMAO!! You made my day on Monday morning! :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[X] Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 read it before in another language, still funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reactionary007 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrk Reviews Posted July 7, 2003 Reviews Share Posted July 7, 2003 hehehehe this ones a good one :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 He didn't give the man a chance.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loc[a]lhost Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 ROFLMFAO :D :laugh: :rofl: :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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