An unusual offer


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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached

the pastor with an unusual offer.

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change

the wedding vows. When you get to me and the

part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and

obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful

to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just

leave that part out." He passed the minister

a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride

and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony

where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time

for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young

man in the eye and says, "Will you promise to

prostrate yourself before her, obey her every

command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed

every morning of your life and swear eternally

before God and your lovely wife that you will

not ever even look at another woman, as long

as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said

in a tiny voice, "I do."

The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed,

"I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand

and whispered back, "She made me a much better

offer."

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