altezza Veteran Posted July 7, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 7, 2003 During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says, "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "I do." The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaraBoft Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Hahaha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 LOL!!! :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricDemon Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 hahahaha, nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 7, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 7, 2003 sounds about right.... women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statikk Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 sounds about right.... women you said it! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iczman Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 u'll never know what those women are thinking! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewy Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[X] Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 lol :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 (Y) haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 lol - nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 good one altezza (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 LOL (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okidoki Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 owned :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammmetak Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 heheheheheheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tran Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Haha! Should've gave him more money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobsgrg Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 excellent joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Thats sweet. I think that I will just stick to the originals when I get married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 The women rule.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 saw that one coming... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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