kjordan2001 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 :laugh: :whistle: A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."(Side pose...) Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "For God's sake, What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?!?" Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "Now think hard before giving me a stupid answer. This is your suspect, how would you recognize him??" The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses..." The policeman is surprised and speechless... "Wow! I can't believe it ... it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation??" "That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 7, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 7, 2003 Very good! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Good one!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Sheldon Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildliquid Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 lol... thats quite well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YaZoR Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 that really is a crap joke to be honest. no laughin factor whatsoever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YaZoR Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 heres a good one: 2 Condoms walking down the street. they pass a gay bar. one condom says to the other, "Fancy getting sh!tfaced?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danimal Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 He only has one nostril also :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palli Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 heres a good one:2 Condoms walking down the street. they pass a gay bar. one condom says to the other, "Fancy getting sh!tfaced?" Wow and that was really funny :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 haha...nice joke..heard another version of it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 That was funny....i laughed out loud. I didnt laugh at that other joke though :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YaZoR Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 you have no sense of humour then. obviously <------------- sarcastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHA (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insanekiwi Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 this one was the first joke on neowin that mad em laugh really hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loc[a]lhost Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 lol :D :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOCa Cola Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 ROFL, thats a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincent Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 lol at both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobsgrg Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 made me laugh n1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Good for the third blonde at least she left the man speechless.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 LOL the condom joke (Y) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 lol good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 That was a good one. I thought that she was gonna say something like he only has half a head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 not the best blonde joke ever, but still worth repeating... (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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