kjordan2001 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain." "So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer. "Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket." "Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad." "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied. "So what happened then?" the man asked. The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left." "And then?" "Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket." The man laughed and said, "Again?" The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain." "So, what did you do then?" the man asked. "I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right." "And then?" "Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail." "Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head. "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said. "So, what did you do?" the man asked. "Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in ... Some things you just can't explain." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iczman Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 ROFLMAO! good one haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 7, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 7, 2003 That's quite good! (Y) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[X] Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 haahaha.......nice :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Posted July 7, 2003 Subscriber² Share Posted July 7, 2003 Eeeeeewwwww!!! Mental image! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveoc64 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 That is funny :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huy Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 lol!!! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Nice one. :geek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Cracker!! :woot: :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 oh my that was pretty good (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my gosh that's bad (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 haha...oh god..lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrk Reviews Posted July 7, 2003 Reviews Share Posted July 7, 2003 ahahahah excellent :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyro Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 OMG .. i mean ... thats hilarious ... i mean ... there r some jokes just .... hilarious ... LOL .... good one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Now I wonder what the wife was thinking. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 haha I've heard that before, but it's pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 /me dies laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 7, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 7, 2003 good one... another quality joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perochan Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 LMAO!!! and... ewwwwwwwwwww~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 I think that I heard it before, but its still a great one! Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BxBoy Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 LOL, so bad it's good! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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