What's the best (read: worst) trash talking lines you've heard?


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So last night I was playing Team Fortress 2, and some really annoying kid keeps saying something like "wasted" every time he killed someone, in addition to a ton of other trash talking. So, whenever I killed him I'd say the same thing ("wasted"), which royally ****ed him off.

Anyway, I killed him and he got autoswitched to my team and started trash talking to me, his teammate, the entire time. Here are some gems he said (being 100% serious when saying all of them):

"I'm so good I could, like, e-mail an arrow to you and it'd kill you in real life."

"You must be black." (Whaaaat?)

"Your mom smells bad. I had sex with her last night."

"Yeah, so what, I'm 18, but I already own my own house and have a business."

So, what's the worst trash talking line you've heard?

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I haven't hard trash talking in a while. I just mute everyone not on my team.

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Not really so much trash talking as it was just a stupid threat: "I'm going to hack your PS2" Oh, no! I'm scared. Please don't hack into my ROM device and ... uh ... see what I have stored in RAM?

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Not really so much trash talking as it was just a stupid threat: "I'm going to hack your PS2" Oh, no! I'm scared. Please don't hack into my ROM device and ... uh ... see what I have stored in RAM?

That made me laugh a lot to be honest :p

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This dude from the other team in TF2. He kept saying we're all noobs and how awesome he was just because he came on top in the first round or two (Red team, defending) and then started blaming everyone on his team for letting him down. He however forgot to mention that 4 of us were dominating him, his excuse: I'm having a bad day but you wouldn't be able to kill me on a good day.

Seriously, this guy was a f-head.

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Not really so much trash talking as it was just a stupid threat: "I'm going to hack your PS2" Oh, no! I'm scared. Please don't hack into my ROM device and ... uh ... see what I have stored in RAM?

Bahahaha

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I normally just ignore them, unless they really annoy me. In which case I'll make it sport to hunt them down and make their gaming life a misery.

Worst trash talking lines I get are:- noob, camper, camper noob, cheater, haxor, arab, 88 (guess that is a racist thing).

Most of the idiots I come across can't even string together a full sentence let alone a proper insult.

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I normally just ignore them, unless they really annoy me. In which case I'll make it sport to hunt them down and make their gaming life a misery.

Worst trash talking lines I get are:- noob, camper, camper noob, cheater, haxor, arab, 88 (guess that is a racist thing).

Most of the idiots I come across can't even string together a full sentence let alone a proper insult.

Same here, most just say something like 'noob' or 'loser', even when I'd win I'm still the 'loser'. They can't laugh at that. :p

And 88 stands for the 8th letter of the alphabet. HH, which stands for H*** Hitl**. Some people...

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"You're nothing more than a common slut!" Didn't realise there were other types tbh...

For sure. You have your lower-end skanks, common sluts, and your high-class prostitutes.

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COD 4 Beta. A really young kid probably between 10-12 years of age would scream "wookie shank" with every knife kill as a sniper/ghilie suit on overgrown. He seriously thought he was really good and had that arrogent tone to his voice, so me and my buddy would always tag team knife him all round and let out a wookie shank to him at the end of every game. We would do it without the sniper outfit as well for added little kid hatred.

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"You're a white n*gg*r"

I don't think he understood the oxymoron he had created. That or the kid who was proud about pirating all his games and modding his friends consoles for piracy and getting paid for it. Gonna be funny when he gets arrested due to how many people know him (and how many of them are probably pretty stupid).

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Some dude called ne a n*gger, which I found funny.

Then IRL the other day some crackhead called me a "rag-head" (indian/asian)...

I'm as white as they come. I don't get it...

"You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"You suck your father with yours?"

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For sure. You have your lower-end skanks, common sluts, and your high-class prostitutes.

Thanks for clearing that up! :laugh:

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Some random American started calling me a "ukrainian f*g" because I have UK in my Xbox gamertag. I told him UK stands for United Kingdom and he's like so your still in the middle east you f*g.

I couldn't help but laugh at him, as did others in the game which really upset him :laugh:

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Some random American started calling me a "ukrainian f*g" because I have UK in my Xbox gamertag. I told him UK stands for United Kingdom and he's like so your still in the middle east you f*g.

I couldn't help but laugh at him, as did others in the game which really upset him :laugh:

:rofl: Yeah pretty much every game I play my alias is Singh400, anyway I normally get the old "dirty arab" etc etc jibe when I own/upset them. And a few times someone else has replied "he's a sikh, durrrhhh", and then he has replied back saying "whats a sikh". Then the both teams usually erupt in laughter and mocking of the idiot :rofl:
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Some random American started calling me a "ukrainian f*g" because I have UK in my Xbox gamertag. I told him UK stands for United Kingdom and he's like so your still in the middle east you f*g.

I couldn't help but laugh at him, as did others in the game which really upset him :laugh:

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While playing Heroes of Newerth, I killed this guy's hero, he then proceeded to say that I was going to be sorry and that he is gonna kill me lots of times

"Imma keal you man, catch this!" catch this is what the hero he has says when he uses his ultimate.

Suffice to say I killed him 12 more times, that he just called me a f*g and rage quit.

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Ah I just remembered one of my favorites from back during Halo 2. The best thing about that game was muting your mic was manual and parties didn't exist. Everyone heard everything.

As was the usual setup back then we had what sounded like a 8-10 year old in our party. He was trashtalking, cursing and demeaning our team. I exchanged some rebutting jibes, may favorite ones were asking if he even knew what the words meant that he was saying. After I asked this he spewed into a string of curse words. I hear what sounds like yelling in the distance through the mic and it slowly gets louder. Soon all I hear is this kid screaming at the top of his lungs as his mother yells at him and what sounds like she is dragging him away from the XBox. The kid was seriously upset, lol.

The one and only example of getting what you deserve :laugh: .

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Usually hackusations in BFBC2, mixed with some misplaced racial epithets. Thankfully my name is known well enough among some communities that they get cursed out in game or kick/banned.

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"You're a bad lay, and your sister is even worse."

"If your dick were any shorter, YOU would be the wife!"

"If I ever need blueprints to build a ****ing retard, remind me to contact your parents."

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