What's the best (read: worst) trash talking lines you've heard?


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"If I ever need blueprints to build a ****ing retard, remind me to contact your parents."

That is a very nice line. I might have to borrow that.

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I'm a female and nobody ever believes it :laugh: It amazes me that nobody seems to know what the word "vixen" means these days. They hear a higher-pitched voice and assume I'm a prepubescent boy instead. All claims of "I'm actually a woman..." are met with scoffs.

I think they just can't handle getting pwned by a girl :whistle: haha

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I'm a female and nobody ever believes it :laugh: It amazes me that nobody seems to know what the word "vixen" means these days. They hear a higher-pitched voice and assume I'm a prepubescent boy instead. All claims of "I'm actually a woman..." are met with scoffs.

I think they just can't handle getting pwned by a girl :whistle: haha

I get the same thing in WoW, CS:S, HALO etc lol

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I currently have my steam id set to John Connor and I am guaranteed that every time I play, some idiot will be like "Hey Connor, you're fighting the wrong apocalypse," it's funny at first but then some idiots cross the line and thats when I teach them a lesson laugh.gif

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I tend to get the "pick my cotton" then after i whomp on them for a while. I reply back with "your mom picks my cotton" lol but it's been a while since then though

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In Heroes of Newerth the game is full of Brazilians, and 99% of them only know the terms "noob" "baddie" "suck" and "gay", they constantly string those together in incorrectly spelled, non-coherent sentences.

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I was watching a friend of mine play Halo 2 one time, and every kill he got he'd yell BOOM into the mic to annoy everyone... this continued for about half the round when one of the opponents said "Man, I wish I sucked at life and was good at video games..."

My friend was so taken aback all he could do was applaud the guy and they didn't kill each other the rest of the game...

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"NOOB"

I must've read that a million times. Funnily enough, it's so universal that it pretty much spans every game that supports text/voice communication.

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Not really so much trash talking as it was just a stupid threat: "I'm going to hack your PS2" Oh, no! I'm scared. Please don't hack into my ROM device and ... uh ... see what I have stored in RAM?

^ Awesome post I must admit.

Usually its just stuff like "Your a n00b"

Although I must admit I was quite proud when the following convo TF2 -

Idiot - I'm going to **** your mum tonight.

Me - Brilliant, does that mean I won't have to lock the door when I'm shagging yours? Might want to check on her now actually, laptops really are portable nowadays.

*fake moaning noises from myself*

The kid then left the game to check up on her and then got kicked whenever he tried to reconnect, was awesome.

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