altezza Veteran Posted July 8, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 8, 2003 In a town filled with crime, a young married couple were worried after 3 of their neighbours had been burgled. They decided they should get a guard dog. The wife went to the local pet store and asked the assistant, "Do you have any guard dogs?" The sales assistant replied, "Sorry Mam, we're all sold out. All we have left is a Scottie Dog...but he does know Karate." The wife didn't believe him, so the clerk says to the dog: "Karate the chair." The wee dog then goes up to the chair and wack, he brakes it into tiny pieces. Then he said to the dog: "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and crunch, he breaks it in half. So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. He was of course very disappointed and skeptical about this little Dog's abilities as a guard dog. When she informed him that the dog knew Karate, he laughed and said: "Karate my a$$!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Lol!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 8, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 8, 2003 lol :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Large Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Ha Ha Ha, LMAO ! Poor Guy !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 poor a$$ lolx.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 aaaaaaaaaah lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 that is funny, somehow it reminds me about a dirty joke i once read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Ouccchhh! :o :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[X] Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 lol :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravager Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 that is funny, somehow it reminds me about a dirty joke i once read. Voodoo penis? :p Yea. I'm sure this joke is a clean version of that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 haha that's pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Now that must have hurt. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 LOL!!! Another nice one Altezza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Thats a good one! I like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 damn, altezza!!! excellent as usual!!! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomwarren Veteran Posted July 9, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 9, 2003 Ouch! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron901 Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 now thats a good dog! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Ouch!!! nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 :D Great! I like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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