Guard dog


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In a town filled with crime, a young married

couple were worried after 3 of their neighbours

had been burgled. They decided they should get

a guard dog.

The wife went to the local pet store and asked

the assistant, "Do you have any guard dogs?"

The sales assistant replied, "Sorry Mam, we're

all sold out. All we have left is a Scottie Dog...but

he does know Karate."

The wife didn't believe him, so the clerk says

to the dog: "Karate the chair." The wee dog then

goes up to the chair and wack, he brakes it into

tiny pieces. Then he said to the dog: "Karate

that table." The dog went up to the table and

crunch, he breaks it in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home

to her husband who was expecting a big guard

dog. He was of course very disappointed and skeptical

about this little Dog's abilities as a guard

dog.

When she informed him that the dog knew Karate,

he laughed and said: "Karate my a$$!".

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