Grazing man


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One afternoon, a man was riding in the back

of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass

by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop

and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating

grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," the poor

man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!"

he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!"

The second man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no

easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says,

"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking

all of us with you."

The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand,

the grass at my home is about two feet tall!"

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