altezza Veteran Posted July 8, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 8, 2003 A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. "Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "But can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?" "Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "This is as soft as a baby's kiss. It's $1.50 per roll." He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll." Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll." "Give me the No Name," she says. She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne." "Why?" he asks. "Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off anybody!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizbit Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 lol nice one :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Funny stuff... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 not as funny as the limo 1 but gd 1 neway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 heh, not bad, athough you've posted funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPMCommander Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 he-he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeaR Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Its funny but not as funny as the Guard Dog one ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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