First Grade Test


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First-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one

of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister

is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in

the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's

office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to

the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test

and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to

the 1st grade and behave.

She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were

explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a

3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells

her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some

questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have

only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What do you have in your pants that I do not

have in mine?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question?

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is

hairy, oval, delicious and contains whitish liquid? Harry: "Coconut"

Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft

and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop

the answer. Harry: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do

sitting down and a dog do on three legs?" Again the principal's eyes open really wide

and before he could stop the answer. Harry: "Shake hands"

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K'

that means a lot of heat and excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the

teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong."

:D :D I got the last seven wrong too :( :D

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Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do

sitting down and a dog do on three legs?" Again the principal's eyes open really wide

and before he could stop the answer. Harry: "Shake hands"

? I have never encountered anyone who shakes hands while sitting down...

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