X@vier Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 First-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9" Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36" And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What do you have in your pants that I do not have in mine?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question? Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants" Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains whitish liquid? Harry: "Coconut" Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer. Harry: "Bubble gum" Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?" Again the principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer. Harry: "Shake hands" Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck" The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong." :D :D I got the last seven wrong too :( :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 heh, not bad, although i remember this being posted earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudnartim Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Damn it I should only be in 5th grade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 welcome to last week...but neway its still vvvvv funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhangm Supervisor Posted July 9, 2003 Supervisor Share Posted July 9, 2003 Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman dositting down and a dog do on three legs?" Again the principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer. Harry: "Shake hands" ? I have never encountered anyone who shakes hands while sitting down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loc[a]lhost Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 has been posted before, but still funny :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 9, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 9, 2003 Yeah been posted before but still worth a laugh :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 lol... great stuff... (Y) (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 nice one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 posted before, was funny then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impulfusion Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 LMAO, I had all the questions wrong too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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