mikenguyen Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 found this over at a site :p A man wearing a ski mask goes into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the ****ing safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your ****ing head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the ski mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that ****ing difficult is it?" he says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beingageek Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 ROFL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricDemon Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.MULLA Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 lol..good one...:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 haha! thats great! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 ROFL :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Haha! I love it. I think that some girls that I know should read this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slay Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 rofl ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron901 Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 hahahahaha i have to tell this to someone.. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shibby Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 heard it beforce but from Roy Chubby Brown yyyeee chubs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 oh man that is funny. gonna send this to my married friends. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iczman Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 lol, sick.... is it healthy to drink that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 holy crap!!! that is funny.. Here's a couple of thumbs up, usually someone who already posted here gives them out, so here they are... (Y) (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 found this over at a site :pA man wearing a ski mask goes into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the ****ing safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your ****ing head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the ski mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that ****ing difficult is it?" he says :devil: (Y) Great! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 haha...heard it before..still as good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 That's awesome. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excessdl Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 hahaaa... heard it a while back, and still just as funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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