Sisters of St. Francis


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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he noticess a sign out of the corner of his eye....it reads:

SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second

thought.....Soon he sees another sign, which says:

SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realise that these signs are for real....then he drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.....on the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell....The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well my son. Please follow me."

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite

disoriented....The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this

door.".....

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door....This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway"....

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's

cup.........

He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.....As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE

SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!

:happy: :wacko: :woot:

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