altezza Veteran Posted July 9, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 9, 2003 The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Cats can't steal it. 3. Available whenever necessary. So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer: 4. Available in attractive containers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 LOL damn straight (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 No where near as good as your others :/ Oh well, I'll look forwards to your other jokes :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 That's right :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxicfume Veteran Posted July 9, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 9, 2003 haha, nice one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akaladis Veteran Posted July 9, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 9, 2003 quite nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Baby Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 nice one altezza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron901 Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 hahahaha i like the first two advantages!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D,Ranged Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 LOL good one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 LOL (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 LOL funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougkinzinger Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 nice....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I hope he passed his exam. He is correct on all four.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I hope he passed his exam.He is correct on all four.:) yep. 100% :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.... Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Good one! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 LOL nice (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMan Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Hahahaha Very Good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 So what if they aren't the exact scientific answers, they are correct. Very good one altezza :laugh: :rofl:. Love all your jokes. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vimic Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Sweet joke :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 haha I wonder what the person grading the quiz would've said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epple Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 haha I wonder what the person grading the quiz would've said. can't blame him for being wrong tho. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 ahahha :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuarterSwede Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I'd have given him an "A" just for using his brain. Awesome joke. :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 :) lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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