altezza Veteran Posted July 9, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 9, 2003 A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, preacher, I sure am." The minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asks. "Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up, and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "Noooo, I have not, reverend." The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water, and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?" The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 After all the man was drunk. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Should have dunked the preacher.... (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntBug Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Everyone knows ya don't find Jesus in the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Haha. That would be funny to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 lol... Drunk people are cool... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 that was cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 Gotta love drunks :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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