Getting into heaven


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You Can't Fool The Kids In Sunday School!

You can't fool the kids in Sunday school; they

are way too smart...

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage

sale, and gave all my money to the church, would

I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my

Sunday school class.

"NO!" all the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the

yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would

I get into heaven?"

Again the answer was, "NO!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to

heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted, "You gotta be

dead!"

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