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Top 10 reasons why trick or treating is better

than sex:

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little

something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes

and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to

get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person

who gives it to you.

6. It's OK if the person you're with fantasizes

that you are someone else, because well ... you

are.

5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy

candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can

always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear ya moaning

and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1. And the No. 1 reason why trick or treating

is better than sex is............. YOU CAN DO

THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!

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Last one may be the best for you, but not if you live in my area. :( (All old, ugly, idiots or/and fat) ((except for my girlfriend ofcourse ;) ))

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