altezza Veteran Posted July 9, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 9, 2003 Top 10 reasons why trick or treating is better than sex: 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives it to you. 6. It's OK if the person you're with fantasizes that you are someone else, because well ... you are. 5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear ya moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after. 1. And the No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex is............. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Class :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 hmm....those are all very good reasons but.... heh heh :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savarize Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 heheh :laugh: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Last one may be the best for you, but not if you live in my area. :( (All old, ugly, idiots or/and fat) ((except for my girlfriend ofcourse ;) )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacid Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 hehehe :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 :D love it. "you can do the whole neighborhood" :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie3880 Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 hehe i like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 hmm....those are all very good reasons but.... heh heh :shifty: uve got a point there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 heh nice one altezza, I like the one about doing the whole neigborhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 lol :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Thats why everyone likes trick or treating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 I like that last one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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