marriage according to kids


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something fresh in a while... the last one is the best :rofl:

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

-Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

-Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

-Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

-Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

-Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

-Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

-Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.

-Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

-Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do, so make sure it counts

-Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.

-Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.

-Ricky, age 10

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On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-Martin, age 10

that boy is wise beyond his years :p

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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.

-Ricky, age 10

:rofl: i love it :D

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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.

-Ricky, age 10

that 1 is the best i saw altough others where very very good also:D

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Bill Cosby had a show about this....... And there was this one kid that was explaining how he wanted to be a pilot.

He was asked,

IF ONE OF THE ENGINES BLOWS UP, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?

Id say "Mayday mayday we lost an engine we have to make a emergency landing"

WHAT ABOUT IF ALL OF THE ENGINES BLOW UP, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?

"Our father who art in heaven, hallowed to be................."

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No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

-Kirsten, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

-Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

-Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

-Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do, so make sure it counts

-Howard, age 8

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.

-Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.

-Ricky, age 10

I like those comments. Some of kids are very wise and smart. Truly wonderful the mind of the child is ;) (Y)

Gotta love the kids, they are funny and adorable :yes:

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The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do, so make sure it counts

-Howard, age 8

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what 'family values' do to your kids. Even the boys are prudes.

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It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)

it's anita as a child :laugh:

i am sure she would still think the same way :shifty:

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