altezza Veteran Posted July 10, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 10, 2003 How to impress a woman: Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, buy flowers for her, go to the ends of the earth for her... How to impress a man: Show up naked. Bring beer (optional) :beer: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 10, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 10, 2003 yeah the beer can sometimes be the deal breaker ^_^ lols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persianpsycho Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 haha good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Douglas Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 :drool: women with beer is always impressive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 yep..:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:beer:r::beer:r::hump:p::uberhump:p: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 How true.. :beer: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darti Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 very true :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmoove Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 Showing up naked would do it for me indeed.... the beer is not really nescessary :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futb0l Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 lolz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 lol u need to add her female best friend ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doofy Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 hehehe nice list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 Oh yeah!!!! :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLdFuSi0n Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 lmfgdao that is a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.dan Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 haha i remember my girlfriend telling me about an article in cosmo or something that talked about "101 ways to please your man" or something to that effect. you see those articles all the time... in reality the list should be alot shorter: go to bed with him, and then make him a sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 the beer and a naked woman.....cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: (Y) oh how true it is. :beer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octol Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Nah, that's way too complicated. Want to impress a woman? Get filthy rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BxBoy Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 .. or touch your nose with your tounge! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniPi Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 You tell them you have a 3 foot tongue and you can breathe through your ears. :laugh: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniPi Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Whoopsies, double post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron901 Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 hahahaha so sad but true... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 .. or touch your nose with your tounge! ;) I can do that... :blink: The joke is so true though! And yup, beer is optional, but impressive. Oh, and a female best friend, now that's a huge plus! (Y) Men are simple, we don't need much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalResource Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 money and power that sums it up pretty much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8t Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Be yourself and humor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manksgloob Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 (edited) heh, i remember seeing a poster for this....its "censored" but i dunno if its ok to post. EDIT: So rather than embedding the image, here it is: http://www.wilcoxhs.org/albums/amusing/howtoplease.jpg Edited July 11, 2003 by Manksgloob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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