How to impress a woman


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How to impress a woman:

Compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine and dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

buy flowers for her,

go to the ends of the earth for her...

How to impress a man:

Show up naked.

Bring beer (optional) :beer: ;)

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haha i remember my girlfriend telling me about an article in cosmo or something that talked about "101 ways to please your man" or something to that effect. you see those articles all the time...

in reality the list should be alot shorter: go to bed with him, and then make him a sandwich.

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.. or touch your nose with your tounge! ;)

I can do that... :blink:

The joke is so true though! And yup, beer is optional, but impressive. Oh, and a female best friend, now that's a huge plus! (Y) Men are simple, we don't need much.

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