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Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other

guy has a cork stuck-fast in his ass.

He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"

The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I

tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a

red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto,

Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish."

And I said, "No s**t.''

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