A great "DEAR JOHN" reply


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A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter

from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is

just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since

you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please

return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any

snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,

ex girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of

Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had

collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope..along

with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your

picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky :shifty:

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