Redmondian Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope..along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioslayer Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Thats a good one! Is that a true story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 :rofl: that's funny. nice payback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhangm Supervisor Posted July 11, 2003 Supervisor Share Posted July 11, 2003 lol, the cruelty... I like it. :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 hahaha thats really good :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicoCahill Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 thats pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 She deserved it. The thing that I hate most in life is someone that cheats on you. Stupid b*tch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 Damn. I felt so sorry for the Marine. (N) (N) to Becky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamnLag Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 ... thats an old old joke... still, funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 nice :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOOPAH256 Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 hehe. that put a :) on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 haha..i would have to agree with the rest..thats nice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vuerro Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Great move! ROFLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Haha, nice payback. Go Ricky! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Bourricot Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 yeah it's old, but has been readapted still hilarious lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 11, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 11, 2003 didnt that actually happen tho.. i did hear something about this i thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 damn straight, kick em back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excessdl Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 hahaahaaa... love it. and after she got that letter -- guaranteed she wanted him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quboid Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 Haha, serves her right. Cheat on him and then dump him when he's 10000 miles away. Lousy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 :ike: :punk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPMCommander Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 that's some serious pwnage right there! brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 lol good 1 ricky whoever u r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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