Strange but true (possibly)


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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally
examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the
genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the decease d must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia
is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job
is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there
any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally
allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,
England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have
sex with her husband, and the first time this
happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for
a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem
that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms
from vending machines with one exception:
prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as
great as Guam!)
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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories an hour.
(Still not over that pig thing)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species
that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The strongest muscle in the body is the
tongue.
(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight,
can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
( >From drinking little bottles of...? --
did the govt. pay for this research??)
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I STILL want to be a pig
... quality over quantity)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too)
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After reading all these, all I can say
is.......
Damn those Pigs.

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150

calories an hour.

(Still not over that pig thing)

LOL, i think i saw this somewhere before but don't remember where, still funny as heck though. :rofl:

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150

calories an hour.

(Still not over that pig thing)

LOL, i think i saw this somewhere before but don't remember where, still funny as heck though. :rofl:

maybe in your email..i got it a couple of times in my email...still a nice read..

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lol

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And everything that is, has been and will be written on internet has been proved many times to be the truth.

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the dolphin, ant and (?) tongue thing is true (saw it on Discovery :D)

Funny ****.

Why does a pig's orgasm lasts that longue.. I wonder.

Maybe there running Pigdows on them and when there is an overload, they crash and stay in that moment for 30 minutes before rebooting thereselfs :woot:.

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job

is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there

any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

.../me moves to Guam :whistle:

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its actually true lol

Based on what kind of findings?

Maybe you're mixing up the tongue with the jaw. I know the jaw muscle is a VERY strong muscle.

But the tongue? How??

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Hmm, I wanna be LIKE a pig, but not a pig. I think I like human women more than pig women. :p

You could always be a female pig in Lebanon.

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia
is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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na ah. i dont think so, do u agree with me altezza? :ninja:

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Bull. I don't buy that. Try supporting 1kg weight on your tongue. Now lift it using your arm (biceps).

its prolly a power to weight ratio

id have to agree, human women are alot more beutiful than pig women, but hey, a 30 min orgasm sounds nice :D

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