hav0c Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the decease d must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) *~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~* In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. ( >From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this research??) *~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* After reading all these, all I can say is....... Damn those Pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 ROFLMFAO THEY ROCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Douglas Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 lol, halarious stuff. Great work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 The ant ... always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.Just.. wow. That's kinda neat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 11, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 11, 2003 hahah good for pigs hey lols ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 Butterflies taste with their feet. Nice if they land in a pile of **** :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 11, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 11, 2003 Good stuff! ;) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangoman444 Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 i wanna be a pig!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Banging your head against a wall uses 150calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing) LOL, i think i saw this somewhere before but don't remember where, still funny as heck though. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Banging your head against a wall uses 150calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing) LOL, i think i saw this somewhere before but don't remember where, still funny as heck though. :rofl: maybe in your email..i got it a couple of times in my email...still a nice read.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Bourricot Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 lol *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* And everything that is, has been and will be written on internet has been proved many times to be the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashdummy Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 the dolphin, ant and (?) tongue thing is true (saw it on Discovery :D) Funny ****. Why does a pig's orgasm lasts that longue.. I wonder. Maybe there running Pigdows on them and when there is an overload, they crash and stay in that moment for 30 minutes before rebooting thereselfs :woot:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Hmm, I wanna be LIKE a pig, but not a pig. I think I like human women more than pig women. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 There are men in Guam whose full-time jobis to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) .../me moves to Guam :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravager Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Bull. I don't buy that. Try supporting 1kg weight on your tongue. Now lift it using your arm (biceps). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 Bull. I don't buy that. Try supporting 1kg weight on your tongue. Now lift it using your arm (biceps). its actually true lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriz Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 lmao absolute quality stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 Nice if they land in a pile of **** :x that made me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravager Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 its actually true lol Based on what kind of findings? Maybe you're mixing up the tongue with the jaw. I know the jaw muscle is a VERY strong muscle. But the tongue? How?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshie Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 Hmm, I wanna be LIKE a pig, but not a pig. I think I like human women more than pig women. :p You could always be a female pig in Lebanon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 Strange? All of those seem perfectly normal to me :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 I don't think any of it true. I definately wouldn't want to be a pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aleni Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* na ah. i dont think so, do u agree with me altezza? :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daem0hn Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 Bull. I don't buy that. Try supporting 1kg weight on your tongue. Now lift it using your arm (biceps). its prolly a power to weight ratio id have to agree, human women are alot more beutiful than pig women, but hey, a 30 min orgasm sounds nice :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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