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Ninjas can kill anyone they want!? Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.? These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.? I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner.? And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.? My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
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Hippos can kill anyone they want!? Hippos eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.? These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.? I heard that there was this hippo who was eating in the forest.? And when some squirrel dropped a nut the hippo killed the whole forest.? My friend Mark said that he saw a hippo totally uppercut some dog just because the dog opened a window.

site Author: Robert Hamburger

Robert Hamburger has a black belt in Street Fighter 2 and a second degree black belt in Mortal Kombat 1-3. He can kick or punch the wall without feeling pain. He has studied ninjas for several weeks and has watched a bunch of movies about them. Robert lives with a bunch of hot babes and porks them whenever he wants.

Robert Hamburger show off his Ninja skill

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~loco/bowstaffdemo.wmv

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I show off my bow staff skills.

Everybody's has been writing me saying they want to see my ninja skill, so here's a video of a little talent show the teacher had us do. Oh, and the thing I'm using is supposed to be a bow staff, if you're too stupid to know.

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Ive never felt the need to say this but sorry man, this is like the ollllllllllldest thing ive ever seen in jokes n funny stuff. Still good tho.

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http://www.realultimatepower.net

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site Author: Robert Hamburger

Robert Hamburger has a black belt in Street Fighter 2 and a second degree black belt in Mortal Kombat 1-3. He can kick or punch the wall without feeling pain. He has studied ninjas for several weeks and has watched a bunch of movies about them. Robert lives with a bunch of hot babes and porks them whenever he wants.

Robert Hamburger show off his Ninja skill

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~loco/bowstaffdemo.wmv

Robert Hamburger Productions

I show off my bow staff skills.

Everybody's has been writing me saying they want to see my ninja skill, so here's a video of a little talent show the teacher had us do. Oh, and the thing I'm using is supposed to be a bow staff, if you're too stupid to know.

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Jesus christ, welcome to last week isn't appropriate here... it's like, welcome to the begining of time.

Seriously. This has been around since Al Gore invented the intarweb. :D

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