bruNo_ Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Hi guys, I just woke this morning with a horrible diarrhea. All I have here at home is a bottle of coke. I heard sometime coke cures diarrhea. Is it true? name in use 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japlabot Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 wat :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-berlin.org Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I heard sometime coke cures diarrhea. Is it true? True, it cures the stomach, but unfortunately for you it's the other thing called 'coke' that does it, the white one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR_Candyman Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 No. Seriously, coke is the ONLY thing you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Yes, drinking coke will stop your **** being runny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruNo_ Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 LOL. I mean Coca Cola soda. No. Seriously, coke is the ONLY thing you have? I have some pills to do this job, but I can't ingest anything solid that it goes away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknm Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Were I you I wouldn't drink coke . Nor resort to it in your condition . Sugar , caramel , aspartham are catalysts ?.? :laugh: Eat anything that won't irritate your intestines or get some pills from a drug store and you'll be fresh .? e-berlin.org 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruNo_ Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 Yeah, maybe I really have to see a doc. I hate hospitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-berlin.org Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Yeah, maybe I really have yo see a doc. I hate hospitals. I also don't like diarrhea topics, but who cares :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Montage Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Drinking such drinks makes me poop more, not less! 0sit0 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Yeah, maybe I really have yo see a doc. I hate hospitals. Seriously? You're going to go to the hospital because you've had diarrhea for less than 24 hrs? Suck it up buddy, your body can handle it and most likely you have nothing wrong with you. No wonder emergency rooms are always so packed and the wait times are horrible :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peacemf Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Seriously? You're going to go to the hospital because you've had diarrhea for less than 24 hrs? Suck it up buddy, your body can handle it and most likely you have nothing wrong with you. No wonder emergency rooms are always so packed and the wait times are horrible :no: unless its explosive, the kind where poo spatters across the ceiling! in which case seeing the doctors would be a good thing, take an umbrella too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sxcnn Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 In France we say that coke (Coca Cola ) is good fot that. It's work on me ... But, just in case, get some pills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richteralan Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 diarrhea....just hold it...hold it for 48 hrs and u'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee G. Veteran Posted July 7, 2010 Veteran Share Posted July 7, 2010 :blink: I love medical topics on Neowin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanLeto Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I'll just leave this here... :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c3ntury Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Hi guys, I just woke this morning with a horrible diarrhea. All I have here at home is a bottle of coke. I heard sometime coke cures diarrhea. Is it true? To much information, kthxbai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelic Marge Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Drinking flat coke is supposed to settle a bad stomach, not sure which end it's supposed to help though :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majortom1981 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Drink seltzer it will help . The coke might actually make it worse. The sugar might dehydrate you further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panacik Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 You'll be fine. I ahd food poisoning for 2 days and was diagnosed by the doctor, but she said it was only mild and would go away on its own after 3 days. So a little bit of standard ****s will be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peacemf Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 dont take mentos with that coke, will just make things worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antaris Veteran Posted July 7, 2010 Veteran Share Posted July 7, 2010 If anything Coke makes me unleash the dogs of war. Spray paint the back of the toilet. Pebbledash the white porcelain. Shower down with brown rain. Unleash a torrent of murky sea. Sputter like an old petrol engine trying to start up. Release a whale back into freedom. KFC does the same... ZakO 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoredBozirini Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Stick your finger down your throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyDX Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Never had any side effects from coke during diarrhea but for the love of anything DON'T eat salt sticks, it will end bad, VERY BAD.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perochan Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 you must have swallowed some nasty bugs while asleep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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