Redmondian Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Sheila comes home early from work one day and finds her husband, Mark, in bed with a woman. Sheila says, "That's it, I'm leaving and never coming back." Mark says, "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?" Sheila shrugs and says, "Fine, let's hear your story." Mark explains, "I'm driving along the street when I see this young lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying. I took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house. She climbed into my truck and I brought her home. She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the blouse I bought you two years ago that you never wore, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought but never used -- I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, but didn't serve to me. I showed her to the door. She thanked me profusely. As she was about to leave she turned around and asked me, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linked Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Ahhhhhh, very good! Kinda... akward, but funny enough. Thanks for the laugh :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted July 14, 2003 Author Share Posted July 14, 2003 (Y) You're welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 14, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 14, 2003 Good joke :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 LOL in your face random wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 That wife had better start using everything in that house. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 HA, he has a pretty good excuse there, ;) :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Nice one :rofl: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 haha....very good excuse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 15, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 15, 2003 lols yup iv eheard that before...very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nXP_151 Veteran Posted July 15, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 15, 2003 LOL :D nice :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.... Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 haha! Good one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 lol nice one :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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