How to wash a cat!


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1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and lift both lids.

3. Take the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape. Caution: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" that I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, the Dog

disclaimer: I like cats, this is only a joke. Don't flame. :)

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hahahahaha yeah i read that like years and years ago, i'd forgotten that!!! wonder if it'd work on a chihuahua... :shifty:

i dont doubt it

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lmao the mental picture formed was funny.

and i know this is me being anal but, in step 2, how do you add the shampoo to the toilet before lifting both lids? :D

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