Redmondian Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and lift both lids. 3. Take the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape. Caution: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" that I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself. Sincerely, the Dog disclaimer: I like cats, this is only a joke. Don't flame. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 :laugh: Cats creep me out. Take that, biotch! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 14, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 14, 2003 This has been posted awhile ago I think...but nevertheless great joke! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPMCommander Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 hahahahaha yeah i read that like years and years ago, i'd forgotten that!!! wonder if it'd work on a chihuahua... :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 :laugh: that was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincent Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 hahahahaha yeah i read that like years and years ago, i'd forgotten that!!! wonder if it'd work on a chihuahua... :shifty: i dont doubt it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malechai Veteran Posted July 14, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 14, 2003 lmao the mental picture formed was funny. and i know this is me being anal but, in step 2, how do you add the shampoo to the toilet before lifting both lids? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniPi Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Cats are great. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akaladis Veteran Posted July 14, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 14, 2003 good advice, ill do that to a friend's cat (which doesnt like me much i think)... hehehe... /Raptor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 KILL THE CATS KILL THEM ALL fwaaaa! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLdFuSi0n Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 lol that was great i should try that on my cat :boo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Old but still funny... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 lol weird joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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