altezza Veteran Posted July 14, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 14, 2003 Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink. Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned. Drink: White Zin Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... Drink: Shots Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 that last one is the best for when looking for a girl to get drunk and have a good time... :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 (Y) Great! I like! Post more jokes. :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havyn Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 sexcellent!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axis Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 **Uses as research** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 useful... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman273 Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 (Y) Great! I like! Post more jokes. :yes: ROFL! You're telling Altezza to post more jokes? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diata Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 its kind of a discouraging list...usually all alcohol should get them goin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 *Makes Mental Note "Search For Shot Drinkers"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 alcohol, female, ???? date rape??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted July 19, 2003 Administrators Share Posted July 19, 2003 *Makes Mental Note "Search For Shot Drinkers"* Thought that said "Search For Snot Drinkers" :x :pacifier: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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