altezza Veteran Posted July 14, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 14, 2003 A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work, and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food from staring. The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for him. He asked her, "Why are you staring at me?" Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet for her response. The little girl said, "I just want to see how you drink like a fish!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 oh man after reading it over 3x i finally realized what she meant boooooooooo (N) next.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 you can do better man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 :laugh: You can do better, but good anyways. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 I still don't get it. Why did she say like a fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravager Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 I don't get it... Did one of the guy's coworkers say the guy drank like a fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLdFuSi0n Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 huh i don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikenguyen Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 :/ don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 explain plz, it makes no sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8tImER Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 wtf? :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 altezza we ve had better jokes from u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezza Veteran Posted July 14, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 14, 2003 for the people who don't get it: havbe you heard the term "drinks like a fish" before? meaning "has a drinking problem". so the girl had obviously overheard her parents say that the guy drank like a fish, but was too young / naive to realise they meant the guy was a drunk. so she was watching to see him drinking like a fish. which was embarassing for the guy when everyone heard the little girl say it. boom boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stolle Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 booooooo :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 LOL i got it the first time!!! muhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR_Candyman Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 geez...can't believe people didn't get it. pretty good joke, not the funniest, but was imaginitive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8tImER Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 geez...can't believe people didn't get it. pretty good joke, not the funniest, but was imaginitive Might be because there are also non-native English speakers around here? :) Neway, thanks for clearing that up for those who didn't understand, another figure of speech learned... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane-UK Veteran Posted July 14, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 14, 2003 Hehe.. I thought that was pretty good :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syphern Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 it would be funnier if the girl said " you are the same guy that was on top of mommy, while she made weird noises!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Yes, I agree with syphern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 it would be funnier if the girl said " you are the same guy that was on top of mommy, while she made weird noises!" Nah, doesn't relate to dinner. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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