Redmondian Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?" * "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it." * "So -- what are you wearing?" * "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" * "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n." * "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC." * "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery." * "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect." * "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!" * "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics." * "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 * "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect." blaaaaaahaahhahahahaha :laugh: good stuff.. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTallack Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 I'm gonna try some of these on the customers at work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 (Y) excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landshark77 Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 How about "Oh, I am sorry. We are fresh out of that". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VII Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 One thing i don't like hearing from tech support is how Geico saved him/ her loads on their car insurance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangbang023 Veteran Posted July 14, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 14, 2003 wow I saw this like a year ago lol, thanks for the laughs tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLdFuSi0n Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Sorry that wasn't very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_daemon Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Things you don't wanna hear from a tech: -"Hmm.. do you have a bootdisk handy?" -"Uh.. that never happened before.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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