Geography of a woman


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Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 39 she is like France. Gently aging, but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 40 and 50 a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive

reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, she is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After age 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

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hmpf iraq is ruled by the us govt, not bush, bush will hopefully be voted out next year... it would surprise me if bush even knew where iraq was (anyone remember what he called italy when he was asked to spot that)

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:blink: i find the war a little over whelming

i live in australia....and in case anybody hasnt heard...we just got threatend by North Korea...ie...nukes :(

as u know australia is america's lap dog....and um....i dont want my future determined by a dick...

i feel sorry for u americans...

though maybe i m paranoid... :blush:

peace

Skunny,

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