Redmondian Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 39 she is like France. Gently aging, but still a warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 40 and 50 a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between 61 and 70, she is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. After age 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 15 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 how true.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daem0hn Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 lol, what is a man like now??? saddams gone, left iraq in anarchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 :laugh: Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 15, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 15, 2003 lol, one dick left and a bush takes over oh the irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 me likes (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonick Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argonaut Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Iraq is NOW ruled by a dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLdFuSi0n Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 lmfao that is a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight' Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 That was funny and interesting! Great job ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 lol, one dick left and a bush takes overoh the irony. oh god... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+chorpeac MVC Posted July 15, 2003 MVC Share Posted July 15, 2003 hahaha I like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 lol nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairon Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homie Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 actualy iraq is now ruled by a bush, ... not a good thing to compare a man to be, so lets say Liberia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvo Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 hmpf iraq is ruled by the us govt, not bush, bush will hopefully be voted out next year... it would surprise me if bush even knew where iraq was (anyone remember what he called italy when he was asked to spot that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo003 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homie Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 on a serious note, isnt Iraq divided into 3 sections? I read/heared somewhere its like divided amond US, UK, and Poland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 :blink: i find the war a little over whelming i live in australia....and in case anybody hasnt heard...we just got threatend by North Korea...ie...nukes :( as u know australia is america's lap dog....and um....i dont want my future determined by a dick... i feel sorry for u americans... though maybe i m paranoid... :blush: peace Skunny, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 I really like this one man... :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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