MSFT Windows Advertising slogans


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-- Many are a bit old. But still funny right? :D

01. Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 give you the whole house.

02. A Computer without Windows is like Fish Without a bicycle!

03. Windows And DOS: A Turtle in its shell.

04. Bang On Left Side of you Computer To Restart Windows.

05. Windows: The Colorful clown suit for DOS.

(I don't think you knew this before!)

06. Error # 152 - Windows not Found

?heer (P)arty (D)ance ?

07. Windows NT (New Technology) : Insert your Wallet Into Drive A: and

Press any key when ready.

Warning: All the Money Will Be Lost!

08. Windows 3.1: The Best $89 Solitaire game you can buy.

09. I will never forget the first time i ran Windows But

i am trying.

10. I Still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.

11. My Latest Screensaver: Curtains for Windows.

12. Double your Drive Space : Delete Windows!

13. OS/2 . Opens up Windows, Shuts up Gates.

14. Out Of Disk Space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [Asolutely [O]fcourse!

15. How do you want to crash today?

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