blackhorse Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Donno if its posted, but worth a laugh :laugh: Once all the scientists die and go to heaven...They decide to play hide-n-seek...Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching...Everyone starts hiding except Newton...Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...Einsteins counting......97, 98,99.....100....... .He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in his front...Einstein says newtons out..newtons....out....." Newton denies and says i am not out...He claims that he is not Newton...All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not newton...how... His proof: Newton says:I am standing in a square of area 1m square...That means i am Newton per meter square...Hence i am Pascal...since newton per meter square Pascal, Pascal is OUT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 LOL cool (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 err right :dontgetit: :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daem0hn Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 lol, i hope newtons sense of humor was better than that :p funny - sorta tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 lol pretty geeky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLdFuSi0n Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 huh pathedic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autoexec Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 erm gees why couldnt u crack a simple chicken crossing the road joke u just confused me :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 lol pretty geeky Hence why it was posted on Neowin. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Mahoy! Geeky, i rekon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Posted July 14, 2003 Subscriber² Share Posted July 14, 2003 Um, RDRR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincent Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Hence why it was posted on Neowin. :p i second taht right on bro even though i had no clue wtf it meant but kool anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 i second taht right on bro even though i had no clue wtf it meant but kool anyways Yea, it was worded strangely, but they're all units of measurement. :p To put it simply, Newton wasn't contained in a Newton, he was contained in a Pascal, so he wasn't out, Pascal was. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blues Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Somtimes its nice to have a funny smart joke once in a while... which reminds me........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 :blink: :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 15, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 15, 2003 pathedic ey don't you mean pathetic ??? the joke is good its not geeky, you just need to have a basic knowledge of Science, its good (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 erm gees why couldnt u crack a simple chicken crossing the road joke u just confused me :\ yeh lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 *slaps me on my forehead* lol...like that also can arh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTallack Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 There's nothing wrong with geek humor. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excessdl Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 i liked it.. more would prolly like it if the diction was a bit different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daem0hn Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 for those who dont understand, a newton is a measure of force, 1 Newton per meter squared is called a Pascal (named after Blaise Pascal, also a scientist) in the joke, newtons argument was that he was 1 newton (1 person) per meter squared (he was standing on a 1m squared bit of ground) therefore because 1 N m^-2 = 1 Pascal 1 newton per meter squared = 1 Pascal therefore his name was Pascal, and pascal was out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 lol... :geek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon75 Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 HeHeHe That is funny :) (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunnyB Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 for those who dont understand, a newton is a measure of force, 1 Newton per meter squared is called a Pascal (named after Blaise Pascal, also a scientist) in the joke, newtons argument was that he was 1 newton (1 person) per meter squared (he was standing on a 1m squared bit of ground) therefore because 1 N m^-2 = 1 Pascal 1 newton per meter squared = 1 Pascal therefore his name was Pascal, and pascal was out I thought it was funny. Right up until you explained it. Now I wonder why Einstein was so dumb and needed so much help to understand. Also, did Newton have to stay in the sq. until games end? Did Newton keep the marker with him as he moved onto the sq? Did that make his weight (force) Newton(+n)? Did that make the resulting product Pascal + ((N)*1 m^-2) =X. Then X > Pascal and Pascal wasn't out. Then I had to wonder if Einstein got mad because Newton drew on his floor. Water washable marker, I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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