Newton Joke


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Donno if its posted, but worth a laugh :laugh:

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven...They decide to play hide-n-seek...Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching...Everyone starts hiding except Newton...Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...Einsteins counting......97, 98,99.....100....... .He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in his front...Einstein says newtons out..newtons....out....." Newton denies and says i am not out...He claims that he is not Newton...All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not newton...how... His proof: Newton says:I am standing in a square of area 1m square...That means i am Newton per meter square...Hence i am Pascal...since newton per meter square Pascal, Pascal is OUT.

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i second taht right on bro even though i had no clue wtf it meant but kool anyways

Yea, it was worded strangely, but they're all units of measurement. :p

To put it simply, Newton wasn't contained in a Newton, he was contained in a Pascal, so he wasn't out, Pascal was. :p

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pathedic ey

don't you mean pathetic ???

the joke is good

its not geeky, you just need to have a basic knowledge of Science, its good (Y)

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for those who dont understand, a newton is a measure of force,

1 Newton per meter squared is called a Pascal (named after Blaise Pascal, also a scientist)

in the joke, newtons argument was that he was 1 newton (1 person) per meter squared (he was standing on a 1m squared bit of ground)

therefore because 1 N m^-2 = 1 Pascal

1 newton per meter squared = 1 Pascal

therefore his name was Pascal, and pascal was out

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for those who dont understand, a newton is a measure of force,

1 Newton per meter squared is called a Pascal (named after Blaise Pascal, also a scientist)

in the joke, newtons argument was that he was 1 newton (1 person) per meter squared (he was standing on a 1m squared bit of ground)

therefore because 1 N m^-2 = 1 Pascal

1 newton per meter squared = 1 Pascal

therefore his name was Pascal, and pascal was out

I thought it was funny.

Right up until you explained it.

Now I wonder why Einstein was so dumb and needed so much help to understand.

Also, did Newton have to stay in the sq. until games end?

Did Newton keep the marker with him as he moved onto the sq?

Did that make his weight (force) Newton(+n)?

Did that make the resulting product Pascal + ((N)*1 m^-2) =X.

Then X > Pascal and Pascal wasn't out.

Then I had to wonder if Einstein got mad because Newton drew on his floor.

Water washable marker, I hope.

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