altezza Veteran Posted July 14, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 14, 2003 A couple traveling cross country decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in Texas. While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbles in and heads for the closest stool at the counter. As he lifts his leg over the stool, he cuts one of the loudest farts ever heard by a human. The tourist jumps up and yells, "Sir, how dare you fart before my wife!" The cowboy stopped, tipped his hat politely and says, "I'm awful sorry ma'am...I didn't know we was a takin' turns." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 :rofl: i have hear this before still good though ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz360 Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 lol ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 :laugh: Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypoxiaicon Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Hmm, not too funny :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricDemon Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 hehe....good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo003 Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 good one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruBD Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nims Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 hahahha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 That was a good one. I think my friend was the cowboy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 umm yea wasnt this in Austin Powers? :blink: good joke, nonetheless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 15, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 15, 2003 nice joke there the topic gave it away, once i started reading the joke i could tell what the punchline was gona be :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 hahaha :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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