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A couple traveling cross country decided to stop

for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere

in Texas. While they were sitting at a booth

near the counter sipping their coffee, a local

cowboy stumbles in and heads for the closest

stool at the counter. As he lifts his leg over

the stool, he cuts one of the loudest farts ever

heard by a human. The tourist jumps up and yells,

"Sir, how dare you fart before my wife!"

The cowboy stopped, tipped his hat politely

and says, "I'm awful sorry ma'am...I didn't know

we was a takin' turns."

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