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A couple is having a party for their 50th anniversary, and the wife is absolutely glowing. This is the best party she's ever had -- all their friends and relatives are there and everyone's having a great time... Except the husband. He's in the corner crying when a good friend comes up to him and says "man, what's the problem?"

So he tells him "well, 40 years ago I bought a gun and was going to shoot my wife, but first I went to my lawyer for advice. He told me I'd do 40 years if I killed her... and now I realize that today I'd be a free man! "

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