monkey13 Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Must have been like throwing a sausage in a old welly for Mr 1000. Achievement gained: Mega Slut (Sleep with 1000 people) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Laidher Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 it was probably like ****ing air lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tews Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Her honey pot is prolly big enough for ten midgets to dance a polka in... :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Laidher Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Somebody probably lost a watch and a wedding ring up in there lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xiphi Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 it was probably like ****ing air lol Looking at your name, you'd probably know. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Laidher Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Looking at your name, you'd probably know. :laugh: No Darth did not lay her sorry.Darth Laidher would not of laid her in any way shape or form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gotenks98 Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 I bet her snatch is radioactive at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tablet_user Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 dibs on 1001 spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kukubau Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 This is a fake story. Her name is not Christina Saunders, and she is not a university graduate. NOTW paid her a dividend for use of her pictures to run whatever story they wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kukubau Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 I bet her snatch is radioactive at this point. Yeah, with mushrooms growing all over.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calum Veteran Posted July 26, 2010 Veteran Share Posted July 26, 2010 This is a fake story. Her name is not Christina Saunders, and she is not a university graduate. NOTW paid her a dividend for use of her pictures to run whatever story they wanted. My colleague also just told me that. How do you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Audioboxer Subscriber² Posted July 26, 2010 Subscriber² Share Posted July 26, 2010 True or not the numbers of partners people sleep around with nowadays is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueMonolith Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 My colleague also just told me that. How do you know? cause he is your colleague! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kukubau Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 As Sex and the City was the movie that inspired her, I'm undecided which one is better looking between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalvirus Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 where she enjoyed riding her pony mmmm hmmm Yeah, with mushrooms growing all over.:) then eating it should provide some high off it right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR_Candyman Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 As Sex and the City was the movie that inspired her, I'm undecided which one is better looking between Jessica Parker and a horse. That's actually the best looking picture of Sarah Jessica Parker I've ever seen. She normally looks FAR worse than that (and consequently far worse than the horse) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueMonolith Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 True or not the numbers of partners people sleep around with nowadays is I dont think its that drastically higher tbh. The major difference imo, is that people are more open about it now. Back in the old days there were plenty of "******" children from wealthy individuals who bedded loose women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalvirus Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 dibs on 1001 spot too late mo***r F****r i already called it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Audioboxer Subscriber² Posted July 26, 2010 Subscriber² Share Posted July 26, 2010 I dont think its that drastically higher tbh. The major difference imo, is that people are more open about it now. Back in the old days there were plenty of "******" children from wealthy individuals who bedded loose women. More open which in return forms the "I don't give a **** attitude I'll sleep with whoever I want". In all honesty I'm just fed up hearing about teenage/relationship drama, regardless of the world being more open or not I wouldn't settle down with any prostitute, erm, sorry, well bedded girl. There's so many fish in the sea, seeing as I've managed to live as a respectable guy, I took it upon myself to wait and find my current respectable GF. No need to settle for less I hope I don't offend any sluts with this post And no I ain't some bible camp Jesus boy, I just have standards/morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gotenks98 Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 More open which in return forms the "I don't give a **** attitude I'll sleep with whoever I want". In all honesty I'm just fed up hearing about teenage/relationship drama, regardless of the world being more open or not I wouldn't settle down with any prostitute, erm, sorry, well bedded girl. There's so many fish in the sea, seeing as I've managed to live as a respectable guy, I took it upon myself to wait and find my current respectable GF. No need to settle for less I hope I don't offend any sluts with this post And no I ain't some bible camp Jesus boy, I just have standards/morals Let me just say this, it is the right thing to wait till marriage to do the do but that comes with a few negative side effects. You will never get a chance to sow your royal oates so to speak. You will forever be haunted by what should-da, could-da, would-da sex fantasies. Also if your wife isnt patient enough with you to learn how to touch a woman the right way you will end up getting cheated on before you know it. Having some sexual experience prior to marriage helps deal with both of these issues if your a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growled Member Posted July 26, 2010 Member Share Posted July 26, 2010 Christina decided to copy Sam, played by Kim Cattrall, 53, during a bout of flu at university in Bristol. We all know that Sex And The City is fiction, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etempest Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Simple view, Her life, her choices, and the choice of people that decide to hook up with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidM Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 I think I read a story like that some time ago but couldn't find it. Instead I found a guy who had sex with 1000 cars. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html Sometimes it's hard to believe the BBC shares the same chunk of rock as the rest of these guys. LOL! Not sure about the car thing, but thanks for the laugh! This is a fake story. Her name is not Christina Saunders, and she is not a university graduate. NOTW paid her a dividend for use of her pictures to run whatever story they wanted. How do you know this? That's seems a pretty crappy way to make a buck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amarell Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 kukubau, on 26 July 2010 - 15:59, said: This is a fake story. Her name is not Christina Saunders, and she is not a university graduate. NOTW paid her a dividend for use of her pictures to run whatever story they wanted. We all know that Sex And The City is fiction, right? fiction in the fiction. a real girl pretends to be someone she is not, just like her inspiration Kim, who plays Samantha and true or not true. great story :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ently Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Well i guess its a great way to keep off those extra calories haha :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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