redFX Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Funniest joke I've ever herd. Taken from the fugly.com website. This happens over AIM. Backround story: Sometimes we even impress ourselves with our detective work. It's amazing how much information you can find out about someone over the Internet. It helps when the person you're researching has a "Hi! We're the ********s" family page on Geocities. It helps even more when the Father is dumb enough to use a picture located right on that same family site on his own private profile. The same one he uses late at night, while his wife is asleep, to try to pick up girls on the internet. It helps even more when he's a little bit stupid. This is a good one? Evil_Sarah is of course one of us here at Fugly. The not-so innocent victim in all of this is macktrucker2000 Chat log: MackTrucker2000: Hey there sexy. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do I know you? MackTrucker2000: Not yet but you should want to. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really? MackTrucker2000: Yah MackTrucker2000: Let's chat. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: About what? Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What do you want to chat about? MackTrucker2000: Let's talk about you MackTrucker2000: what are you wearing right now sugar? Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hold on for a minute. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: ok? MackTrucker2000: k MackTrucker2000: What are you doing MackTrucker2000: heloo. U still there? Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm back. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: So what were we talking about? MackTrucker2000: you were going to tell me what you were wearing. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Not much. I'm just getting ready for bed. MackTrucker2000: mmmmmmm. I like that. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm over at my friend's house. MackTrucker2000: Tell me. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Tell you what? MackTrucker2000: tell me what you have on Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No. You tell me what you have on. MackTrucker2000: I'm wearing a pair of jeans and that's all. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gross. Is your big fat stomach hanging over them? MackTrucker2000: No sugar. Im very good shape. Work out every day. MackTrucker2000: have six pack. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Lol. Me and my friend Laura are drinking a six pack right now! MackTrucker2000: I like that. Come on baby tell me Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. I have on a pair of underwear, and Laura's Superman t-shirt. MackTrucker2000: Is that all? Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yep. MackTrucker2000: Is the t-shirt tight? Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yeah. It's skin tight. MackTrucker2000: no bra? Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Nope. I never sleep in a bra. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's too constricting. MackTrucker2000: mmmmm. I like that. MackTrucker2000: tell me more Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You like to wear a bra to sleep? Evil_Sarah_Bitch: That's weird. MackTrucker2000: lmfao. No i like that you don't wear one. MackTrucker2000: I want to slide my hand up your shirt. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really? MackTrucker2000: mmmmmm.. yeah. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Well maybe we should get to know each other a little bit better first. MackTrucker2000: what for. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What's your name? MackTrucker2000: Chuck Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My name is Sarah MackTrucker2000: Hahah. Yeah that's what I figured MackTrucker2000: so do you like to suck ###### sarah Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wow. You really like to get right to it don't you? Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What's your last name, Chuck? MackTrucker2000: Why do you want it Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm just trying to get to know you, that's all MackTrucker2000: Well I don't want to know you that well. MackTrucker2000: I just want to have a good time Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. Sorry. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn't mean to freak you out. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where are you from? MackTrucker2000: MD Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really? Me too! MackTrucker2000: No your not your from San Diego. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: How do you know that? MackTrucker2000: cause it says it on your profile page Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No, I just put that there to throw people off. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You really have to be careful who you talk to on these things. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I really live in Maryland and I'm really only 18. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I still live at home with my Mom and Dad. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where in Maryland are you? Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm in Baltimore. MackTrucker2000: Im in Manchester Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No way! Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Get out of here! Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live in Manchester too! Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn't want to say Manchester because I didn't think you would know where it is. MackTrucker2000: Don't lie, sugar. Lets **** Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Seriously! I'm not lying. MackTrucker2000: Ok lets talk about my big ###### in your mouth Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wait a second. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Let's talk more about you. MackTrucker2000: don't want to talk about me Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gosh, you're so secretive. MackTrucker2000: take your panties off sugar. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: But first you have to tell me where in Manchester you live. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Come on. I'll tell you.Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Maybe we already know each other. MackTrucker2000: doubt it. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You're so funny Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My Dad calls me sugar all the time. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live right near Grace Bible church. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do you have a picture that I can see? MackTrucker2000: check my profile Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Oh. Ok. Hold on. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: OMG. Dad, this is Chrissy. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's me, Chrissy. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Your daughter? Duhhh. Hello? MackTrucker2000: shut up ######. I don't have any daughters. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I'm serious. This is really Chrissy. MackTrucker2000: whats your last name then Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's Bolchezk, same as yours. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Evil_Sarah is just my made up name online, Dad. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm over here at Laura's house. remember? Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Spending the night? Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hello? Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, are you there? Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You're disgusting. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I hate you. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm going to tell Mom about this. MackTrucker2000: quit trying to mess with me Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I'm not kidding. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's Chrissy. Our phone number is 410-374-****! Evil_Sarah_Bitch: We live at **** Charmil Drive, right by Grace Bible Church. Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad? Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Answer me. MackTrucker2000: <<has logged out>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewster2100 Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 haha, serves him right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikejd1 Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evulfun Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 That Rocks!!!!! Too bad I know people like this. But it still is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon75 Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 rofl Now that is funny! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malechai Veteran Posted July 16, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 16, 2003 BAHAHAHAHAHA you KNOW that guy went to check on his daughter to see if she was in the house lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shibby Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 if it was real i feel really sorry for the girl. and the dad should be shot for trying to pick girls up on the net at late while the mum sleeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DELTA75329 Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 :o omg... that was... ****ing great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 lol... Imagine that... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatnipOligarchy Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 ahahaha.. serves him right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 ROFLMAO!!!!!! What do you expect from an AOL user!!!!!!? :laugh: :laugh: :devil: :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dheaddy Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 dude thats funny! Me and my friends used to play pranks on AIM back in the day, but nothing as devious as that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 oh man that was too good, i would of loved to see that guys face. :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezza Veteran Posted July 16, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 16, 2003 very funny... almost as good as the cyber-sex pirate... ARRRRRR ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 lol that's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 i love it when discusting pedophiles get imbarrassed...makes my day... w00t w00t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 That was one of the funniest things that I have ever heard. Great stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 19, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 19, 2003 lmfao serves the guy right. that's sick, get a life buddy :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sys32 Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 hahaha. I could only imagine what he was thinking right at that very moment lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WigglesTheFish Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 hahaha. I could only imagine what he was thinking right at that very moment lol. probably something like, "oh $h!t" heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluggz Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 nice try. since when can AIM screennames contain underscores (_)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.KICK Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 This is surely fake right but highly funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike101M69 Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 HAHAHA :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanecorp Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 nice try.since when can AIM screennames contain underscores (_)? good point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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