Funniest AIM prank you'll ever read!


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Funniest joke I've ever herd. Taken from the fugly.com website. This happens over AIM.

Backround story:

Sometimes we even impress ourselves with our detective work. It's amazing how much information you can find out about someone over the Internet. It helps when the person you're researching has a "Hi! We're the ********s" family page on Geocities. It helps even more when the Father is dumb enough to use a picture located right on that same family site on his own private profile. The same one he uses late at night, while his wife is asleep, to try to pick up girls on the internet. It helps even more when he's a little bit stupid. This is a good one?

Evil_Sarah is of course one of us here at Fugly. The not-so innocent victim in all of this is macktrucker2000

Chat log:

MackTrucker2000: Hey there sexy.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do I know you?

MackTrucker2000: Not yet but you should want to.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really?

MackTrucker2000: Yah

MackTrucker2000: Let's chat.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: About what?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What do you want to chat about?

MackTrucker2000: Let's talk about you

MackTrucker2000: what are you wearing right now sugar?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hold on for a minute.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: ok?

MackTrucker2000: k

MackTrucker2000: What are you doing

MackTrucker2000: heloo. U still there?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm back.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: So what were we talking about?

MackTrucker2000: you were going to tell me what you were wearing.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Not much. I'm just getting ready for bed.

MackTrucker2000: mmmmmmm. I like that.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm over at my friend's house.

MackTrucker2000: Tell me.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Tell you what?

MackTrucker2000: tell me what you have on

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No. You tell me what you have on.

MackTrucker2000: I'm wearing a pair of jeans and that's all.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gross. Is your big fat stomach hanging over them?

MackTrucker2000: No sugar. Im very good shape. Work out every day.

MackTrucker2000: have six pack.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Lol. Me and my friend Laura are drinking a six pack right now!

MackTrucker2000: I like that. Come on baby tell me

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. I have on a pair of underwear, and Laura's Superman t-shirt.

MackTrucker2000: Is that all?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yep.

MackTrucker2000: Is the t-shirt tight?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yeah. It's skin tight.

MackTrucker2000: no bra?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Nope. I never sleep in a bra.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's too constricting.

MackTrucker2000: mmmmm. I like that.

MackTrucker2000: tell me more

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You like to wear a bra to sleep?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: That's weird.

MackTrucker2000: lmfao. No i like that you don't wear one.

MackTrucker2000: I want to slide my hand up your shirt.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really?

MackTrucker2000: mmmmmm.. yeah.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Well maybe we should get to know each other a little bit better first.

MackTrucker2000: what for.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What's your name?

MackTrucker2000: Chuck

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My name is Sarah

MackTrucker2000: Hahah. Yeah that's what I figured

MackTrucker2000: so do you like to suck ###### sarah

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wow. You really like to get right to it don't you?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What's your last name, Chuck?

MackTrucker2000: Why do you want it

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm just trying to get to know you, that's all

MackTrucker2000: Well I don't want to know you that well.

MackTrucker2000: I just want to have a good time

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. Sorry.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn't mean to freak you out.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where are you from?

MackTrucker2000: MD

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really? Me too!

MackTrucker2000: No your not your from San Diego.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: How do you know that?

MackTrucker2000: cause it says it on your profile page

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No, I just put that there to throw people off.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You really have to be careful who you talk to on these things.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I really live in Maryland and I'm really only 18.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I still live at home with my Mom and Dad.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where in Maryland are you?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm in Baltimore.

MackTrucker2000: Im in Manchester

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No way!

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Get out of here!

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live in Manchester too!

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn't want to say Manchester because I didn't think you would know where it is.

MackTrucker2000: Don't lie, sugar. Lets ****

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Seriously! I'm not lying.

MackTrucker2000: Ok lets talk about my big ###### in your mouth

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wait a second.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Let's talk more about you.

MackTrucker2000: don't want to talk about me

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gosh, you're so secretive.

MackTrucker2000: take your panties off sugar.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: But first you have to tell me where in Manchester you live.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Come on. I'll tell you.Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Maybe we already know each other.

MackTrucker2000: doubt it.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You're so funny

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My Dad calls me sugar all the time.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live right near Grace Bible church.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do you have a picture that I can see?

MackTrucker2000: check my profile

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Oh. Ok. Hold on.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: OMG. Dad, this is Chrissy.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's me, Chrissy.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Your daughter? Duhhh. Hello?

MackTrucker2000: shut up ######. I don't have any daughters.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I'm serious. This is really Chrissy.

MackTrucker2000: whats your last name then

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's Bolchezk, same as yours.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Evil_Sarah is just my made up name online, Dad.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm over here at Laura's house. remember?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Spending the night?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hello?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, are you there?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You're disgusting.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I hate you.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm going to tell Mom about this.

MackTrucker2000: quit trying to mess with me

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I'm not kidding.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's Chrissy. Our phone number is 410-374-****!

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: We live at **** Charmil Drive, right by Grace Bible Church.

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Answer me.

MackTrucker2000: <<has logged out>>

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if it was real i feel really sorry for the girl. and the dad should be shot for trying to pick girls up on the net at late while the mum sleeps

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hahaha. I could only imagine what he was thinking right at that very moment lol.

probably something like, "oh $h!t" heh

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