sbweb77 Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by. What luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab. "Perfect timing," the cabby said. "You're just like Bill." "Who?" asked the man. "Bill Smith. There's a guy who did everything right," the cabby said. "Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Bill every time." "Nah," the man said to the cabby. "There are always a few clouds over everybody." "Not Bill," said the cabby. "He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star." "Bill was really something, huh?" "Oh, yeah," continued the cabby. "Bill had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out." "No wonder you remember him," the man said. "Well, I never actually met Bill," said the cabby. "Then how in the world do you know so much about him?" "I married his widow," replied the cabby. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Veteran Posted July 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 17, 2003 hehe now those are ancient but still give a chuckle :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 lmfao @ the second one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 19, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 19, 2003 It's old already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 It's old already. Yes, but funny anyway. NOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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