Washing by hand


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A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their

honeymoon. " Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asks.

"Shh" said the bride. "all the neighbors will know what were about to do.

These walls are paper thin. In the future we will have to ask each other in

code. For example, how about asking if you left the washing machine door

open.

So the following night the husband asks, " I don't suppose you left the

washing machine door open, did you?"

"No I definitely shut it" replied the wife who then rolled over and fell

asleep.

When she woke up she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her

husband and said," I think I did leave the washing machine on after all.

Would you like to do some washing?"

"No thanks" said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand.

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