Some jokes :)


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Perfect service

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices

a large sign on the wall, "$500 IF WE FAIL TO

FILL YOUR ORDER!"

When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant

tail on rye. She calmly writes down his order

and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks

loose!

The restaurant owner comes storming out of

the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table,

slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, "You

got me that time buddy, but I want you to know

that's the first time in ten years we've been

out of rye bread!"

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Ouch

Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood

bar.

"What's the matter?" asked Chris of his buddy.

"You look kind of down."

"My wife just told me that my lovemaking is

just like a news bulletin."

"Why's that?"

"Because it's brief, unexpected and usually

a disaster."

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Out of the mouth of babes

A teacher was teaching the colors and their flavors

using lollipops. She distributed purple lollipops

to her class and asked, "What flavor is purple?"

The class responded, "Grape."

She continued this with yellow, green, orange

and red. The last lollipops distributed were

a light yellow-brown (honey flavored). The children

were unable to identify the flavor. Teacher suggested,

as a clue to its name, "It's what your mother

calls your father when he leaves for work in

the morning."

Little Mary shouted, "Spit it out quick! It's

a b*tthead!"

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