altezza Veteran Posted July 19, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 19, 2003 Perfect service A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall, "$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!" When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant tail on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose! The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, "You got me that time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!" ====================================== Ouch Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. "What's the matter?" asked Chris of his buddy. "You look kind of down." "My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin." "Why's that?" "Because it's brief, unexpected and usually a disaster." ====================================== Out of the mouth of babes A teacher was teaching the colors and their flavors using lollipops. She distributed purple lollipops to her class and asked, "What flavor is purple?" The class responded, "Grape." She continued this with yellow, green, orange and red. The last lollipops distributed were a light yellow-brown (honey flavored). The children were unable to identify the flavor. Teacher suggested, as a clue to its name, "It's what your mother calls your father when he leaves for work in the morning." Little Mary shouted, "Spit it out quick! It's a b*tthead!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 haha @ #3 thats class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 lol nice ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dL Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Haha.. third one is cool :laugh: :happy: :rolleyes: :D :woot: :shifty: :whistle: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammmetak Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 number 3 is the best then # 1 and then 2:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 I like the first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 funny funny stuff :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 second one was good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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