3 guys in the woods


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3 friends are lost in the woods -- one's an indian, one's chinese, and the last is from texas. after hours of wandering aimlessly, dark is beginning to set.. so the texan takes charge. "Tanto," says the texan, "you go out and get some firewood, as we'll need a fire to stay warm tonight." Tanto goes off searching for food.. Then the texan says "Chen, I'm going to go find fresh water. You go looking for any supplies we might need." They go their separate ways..

an hour later Tanto comes back to where they plan on camping with his last arm-load of wood.. The texan is impressed.. Tanto had gathered enough wood to burn for days. "Tanto get wood. Tanto do good," explained Tanto. "Yeah, you sure did Tanto, good job," the texan told him. Another hour goes by, and camp is almost set up. "Hey, tanto.. have you seen Chen?? He should've been back a long time ago." They contemplated going out looking for Chen... but then he jumped out of the bushes and yelled "SUPPLIES!!"

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